Showing posts with label Spurs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spurs. Show all posts

Saturday, May 24, 2008

The Wackness

By Mystery Cow

pink = Spurs

And so it goes. Soon the bandwagon will fill to the brim. Sir Charles was giving lots of loving last night, reserving his spot. Thank goodness the WCFs are on the We Know Drama channel, because if this was the Sports Leader…well the coverage would be on par with the objectivity, below suckness. It’s actually fitting that the Sports Leader has the JV Conference Finals with their eastern sports teams bias. They can ball wash to their heart’s content.



As for any subconscious secret wishes for the Lakes to blow one at the Alamo to “get it out of their system” loss, there won’t be any this round thank you very much sir. Last time I did that, it evened up the series. Who knew my wanton wants and wishes would be so permissive that they shred through blog fantasy and actually reach reality. No more “what ifs”, they’re just too powerful to commit to word. Call it my anti-jinx. Because we all know that it takes more than brain, brawn, and giving it 110% to win the Chip. It takes a little bit of luck. In some cases, A LOT of friggin’ luck. i.e. The Miami Heat.



Are the Spurs done? Yes. Even if the series comes back to Figueroa Street the Lakes have already proven they can close on the road twice now. Consecutively even at two places where it’s considered very hard to win at. Remember “pundits” fearing how much abuse Mamba was gonna get in Denver? They openly wondered what kind of vile was going to be thrown at 24 after Angelenos were taunting Melo about his DUI, even prompting 24 to say that “yelling never blocked a shot”. Utah? Yeah we lost two, but we won THE one to close it out.



Good luck hearing any mention of this on the Sports Leader. I wonder if they’re gonna keep pushing those KG/Russell interviews and Big 3 This is Sportscenter bumpers after Flip’s Boys come out of the JV?



I’m glad Jordie is feeling better about himself, we haven’t seen him play like that since the season ended. But I feel for him, AI eats babies for breakfast and Deron was raised by DFish on the arts of musclin’ fools. Hard match ups back2back. Now he gets (I won’t make the obvious Mr. Longaria dig) Pepe Le Parker and some other cat who’s name escapes me…I think he used to play for Utah and has an even Frencher sounding name than previously said French guy. And since Manu is hobbled, Finley has older ankles than Ray Ray in Boston, and everyone else is old and slow; this allowed Farmer to cut loose whenever Parker drove to the hole and fell (which by the way he did plenty of last night). Farms was built to play this team. I wouldn’t be surprised he gets his breakout game off these bums.



With the ways things are looking, the Slovenian Machine will be cashing in this summer. Ronny will probably get some of that pie too. They’re just playing o’so good enough and not making too many mistakes that positive pub is starting to spin about them. Just in time for their contract years at that. Funny, last year at this time the Kobe Watch was unfolding…now I’m vexed at how we’re gonna keep everyone together for another run at the Chip.



Fantasy indeed.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

2008 NBA Playoffs - Predictions

All of the Basketball Blog contributors sent me their playoff brackets. That is, except The Mystery Cow. He only sent me a message, which I will paste at the bottom.



Western Conference



First Round



(1) LA Lakers

(8) Denver Nuggets


Eddy Zucko - Lakers in 4

ShavedAsian- Lakers in 5

Young Randall - Lakers in 5

GG - Lakers in 4



(4) Utah Jazz

(5) Houston Rockets


Eddy Zucko - Utah in 7

ShavedAsian - Utah in 6

Young Randall - Utah in 7

GG - Utah in 6



(3) San Antonio Spurs

(6) Phoenix Suns


Eddy Zucko - Suns in 7

ShavedAsian - Suns in 7

Young Randall - Suns in 7

GG - Suns in 7



(2) New Orleans Hornets

(7) Dallas Mavericks


Eddy Zucko - Mavs in 6

ShavedAsian - Mavs in 6

Young Randall - Hornets in 6

GG - Hornets in 6



Color - We all agreed on each of the 4 West match-ups, except the last one. Young Randall and I went with Chris Paul and the Hornets, while ShavedAsian and Eddy Zucko are picking the upset. It’s crazy that we all picked the Suns. Aren’t the Spurs the defending champs? Haven’t they won the most titles in recent memory?



Western Conference Semi-finals



 

Eddy Zucko


Lakers over Jazz in 6

Suns over Mavericks in 7



ShavedAsian


Lakers over Jazz in 6

Suns over Mavericks in 6



Young Randall


Lakers over Jazz in 6

Suns over Hornets in 5



GG


Lakers over Jazz in 6

Suns over Hornets in 6



Color - I think we’re all simply hoping to see Kobe and Shaq all over again. But truly, is that a bad thing to hope for? That would be one of the greatest spectacles in modern sports history and an exciting conference finals.



Western Conference Finals



Eddy Zucko


Lakers over Suns in 7



ShavedAsian


Lakers over Suns in 6



Young Randall


Lakers over Suns in 6



GG


Lakers over Suns in 7



Color - No dark horses here, we’re all taking the Lakers.



Eastern Conference



First Round



(1) Boston Celtics

(8) Atlanta Hawks


Eddy Zucko - Celtics in 4

ShavedAsian- Celtics in 5

Young Randall - Celtics in 4

GG - Celtics in 4



(4) Cleveland Cavaliers

(5) Washington Wizards


Eddy Zucko - Cavaliers in 7

ShavedAsian - Cavliers in 6

Young Randall - Wizards in 6

GG - Wizards in 7



(3) Orlando Magic

(6) Toronto Raptors


Eddy Zucko - Magic in 6

ShavedAsian - Magic in 5

Young Randall - Magic in 5

GG - Magic in 6



(2) Detroit Pistons

(7)Philadelphia 76ers


Eddy Zucko - Pistons in 5

ShavedAsian - Pistons in 4

Young Randall - Pistons in 5

GG - Pistons in 6



Color - The only series any of us disagree on is the Cavs vs. the Wiz. Eddy Zucko and ShavedAsian believe that Lebron and 4 other guys are going to beat the Wizards, who learned how to play without Gilbert Arenas during the year. I think the match-up result is either that Lebron takes his game to another level (and that’s scary) and wills his team to victory, or that the Wizards have too many weapons for Cleveland.



Eastern Conference Semi-finals



 

Eddy Zucko


Celtics over Cavaliers in 6

Pistons over Magic in 5



ShavedAsian


Celtics over Cavaliers in 5

Pistons over Magic in 6



Young Randall


Celtics over Wizards in 5

Pistons over Magic in 6



GG


Celtics over Wizards in 6

Pistons over Magic in 5



Color - No surprises here. We all think the top two seeds seeds are going to meet in the conference finals.



Eastern Conference Finals



Eddy Zucko


Celtics over Pistons in 7



ShavedAsian


Pistons over Celtics in 6



Young Randall


Celtics over Pistons in 7



GG


Celtics over Pistons in 6



Color - ShavedAsian believes that the Pistons will represent the Eastern Conference in the finals, but everyone else thinks the Celtics are the team.



NBA Finals



 

Eddy Zucko


Lakers over Celtics in 6



ShavedAsian


Lakers over Pistons in 6



Young Randall


Celtics over Lakers in 6



GG


Celtics over Lakers in 7



Color - We’re split right down the middle. Two of us believe the Lakers will win the title and the other two, the Celtics.



As for the Mystery Cow? Well, here was his quote.



Fo’, Fo’, Fo’.



Don’t matter who we play in the Finals, we’ll beat them in Fo’ too.



What he means for those who don’t follow is that he thinks the Lakers are going to sweep every team in the playoffs.