Showing posts with label Chris Paul. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Paul. Show all posts

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Team USA vs. China

I wasn’t about to wake up at 7:15AM on a Sunday morning, but my DVR did.



1st Quarter



- Kobe is the defensive stopper, and instead of the Mamba, he’s now the Doberman.



- Yao just hip checked Kobe on the screen and knocked down a three.



- Yao was sitting in the key for what seemed like 5 seconds. Lebron runs right over him and scores. Blocking foul. No home town officiating on that one.



- Remember Wang Zhi Zhi? He’s on Team China.



- China can’t really get any shots off, but they’re shooting them anyway. And they’re making them.



- Yao rejects Kobe and on the way back down, Lebron pins someone against the backboard. I still haven’t got Team China’s names right. Well, except Yao.



- First subs for Team USA were Chris Paul, Chris Bosh, DWade. Kobe and Lebron remain from the OG starting lineup which also included Carmelo, Dwight Howard, and JKidd.



- It’s weird because I’m watching the basketball specific HD channel and they don’t go to commercial. They just run replays without any commentary during the timeouts.



- Kobe’s three pointer gives USA a lead of 14-11 with just over 4 minutes left in the first.



- China is 4 for 4 on three pointers.



-  Hometown officiating in full effect. DWade drove to the hoop for a layup right as the shot clock expired. They called traveling. How can one be called for traveling when he’s already in the air?



- In 1992, the margin of victory for Team USA was a staggering 43.8 points per game. In 2004, it was 4.6.



- End of the 1st Quarter - Team USA 20 China 16.



Monday, June 23, 2008

2008 Team USA

ESPN.com announced that the roster for Team USA was released.



Here is the squad.



Carmelo Anthony

Jason Kidd

Carlos Boozer

Chris Paul

Chris Bosh

Tayshaun Prince

Kobe Bryant

Michael Redd

Dwight Howard

Dwyane Wade

LeBron James

Deron Williams



What stands out immediately is that they are carrying 3 point guards on a 12 man team, and also have LeBron, Kobe, and Dwayne Wade, who all take turns at bringing the ball down the court. It looks like they are just going to try to run teams off the court.



They also seem a tad bit small with only Dwight Howard there to swat away shots. You’re going to see a lot of LeBron and Carmelo at power forward and because they are such good athletes, they’ll get away with it. What I worry is that if you play a team with two good post players, Dwight Howard isn’t going to be able to block every shot.



I’m sure I’ll be blogging a few of the Team USA games as well as the upcoming NBA Draft on Thursday.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Basketball Blog - Schadenfreude

By Albert:

life partners



Luke Walton is constant. Luke Walton will suck, but Luke suck balls for the whole season. He’s constant. How bad was the Nuggets’ D? It elevated Luke’s game into “X-factor” territory, whatever that means. Don’t get me wrong, I like Luke. Just not as much as Willy in Vegas who thinks each year IS his year and deserves the MVP because of his deft passing and amazing court instincts. Plus Luke gets extra points for owning a BBQ restaurant 7 minutes away from where I reside.



My omnipotent forecast before the Dance began was Fo’, Fo’, Fo’. I stick by it, but I will add some expanded coverage. We’ll see Chris Paul (assface) in the Conference Finals. In the end, we’ll play the Magic for the Chip. Yeah, I said it. The Celtics will not represent the East. They’ll get by the Hawks…barely, but Bron will rise only to loose to the Man-Beast that is Dwight Howard.



Still don’t believe me that Paul is an assface? You know what’s worse than getting a “Credit Card” when trying to box someone out for a rebound? Having someone ask you what the capital to Thailand is.



Monday, April 7, 2008

The Number 8 spot: Who wants it less?

After watching, my beloved Bruins for the last time on Saturday, my mood quickly lightened when I found out that the Kings upset the Nuggets to tie them for the 8th and final Playoff spot with the Warriors.  When one of my teams fall, another rises to take its place!  Much like the Sith lords in Star Wars.



Early the next day, I was treated to a Sunday Matinee.  The Dubs were “fighting for their Playoff lives” against the number one team in the Western Conference, the New Orleans (yes, apparently, Louisiana is in the West) Hornets.  I had great expectations for this game, especially after Friday’s game against the Grizzlies, where Marco “Rambo” Belinelli had, what I thought, was a breakout game.  It was time for the Dubs to seize the 8th spot, and after 5 months of waiting, it was time for our first round draft pick to get some f’in PT!



The game started off the same way the Memphis game did.  Baron and Stack Jack made an effort to find Andris Biendrins inside, running the pick and roll to perfection, and Monta Ellis started attacking the rim, like any big-time player should in such a pivotal game.  Voila!  Up by twelve!  Finally, I thought.  They are showing a sense of urgency!  This game’s in the bag!  Time to run this team off the court and sweep the final 6 games of the season!!



Then, in the 2nd quarter, the shit hit the fan, and it hit it hard…enter the obvious Warrior killer, Jannero Pargo?!?!?!  Pargo put on his best Michael Jordan vs the Portland Trailblazers in Game 1 of the Finals impersonation, and scored 15 straight points without missing a shot.  As Pargo continues to chip away at the lead, Baron, fueled by the boos from the Hornets fans, decided to turn the game into a personal vendetta against the city of New Orleans.  Boy, did that backfire…he proceeded to chuck 3 pointer after 3 pointer, missing all of them.  No effort at all was made to attack the rim, where Tyson Chandler had been crippled by three fouls, and was hessitant to challenge any shots.  Actually I stand corrected… Al Harrington and Stephen Jackson attempted to post up, after Baron missed what seemed like his 7th straight three pointers.  But those of us who watch enough Warriors games know that whenever Al or Stack Jack post up, with the sole intent of getting to the rim, disaster is soon to follow.  Usually Al does an awkward spin move, and he either gets rejected at the rim or misses the lay-up.  Stack Jack will get stripped of the ball and complain to the ref, as the opposing team waltzes in for a lay-up on the other end.  If the Dubs were content with chucking up threes and turning the ball over, they should have might as well put their best three point threat (Rambo), in the game.  But Sly never got a look.  There was no “One more round” moment ala Rocky V.



With the combination of Pargo heating up, and Warriors’ selfishness on offense, the Warriors lead (along with my erection) soon evaporated, and the Hornets had an 8 point lead by halftime.  And to my amazement, thanks to the exclusive half time locker room footage that ABC provided, I saw Nellie assure his distraught team that they were sticking to the game plan, since it was working.  I guess the game plan was to attack the rim early to establish the lead.  Then, once you have the lead, keep taking three pointers until you make one, no matter how many it takes.



In the second half, the Warriors started to look inside again, and they cut into the lead.  But with awful games from just about everyone BUT Monta and Beans, they were unable to take control of the game.  Every time they got within striking distance it seemed like someone would either miss a contested jump-shot or turn the ball over.  I had to turn the TV off with three minutes left, where a lazy pass by Baron lead to a runaway dunk going the other way.



Now, call me bitter, but this game made me realize how much I dislike Chris Paul.  He has this facial expression on his face the whole time where he looks like he’s on the verge of tears.  And regarding that Wired segment they showed, where he was pleading to Byron Scott to play him the rest of the game… oh my God… has their ever been a more desperate attempt from an NBA player to brainwash the league into thinking he deserves the MVP trophy?  He knew he was mic’d, and this would probably be the only nationally televised game he would be on before the Playoffs… Way to ham it up, CP-3PO! I compare that to Kristie Lee Cook’s “Please Vote for Me” AI performance of Proud to be an American.



This loss was completely discouraging.  Almost as disappointing as the the Dallas game last week.  This past month, the Dubs have been playing sub .500 basketball.  What’s even more disheartening is that this same team went 9-1 last year on its way to the Playoffs. The general consensus is that the team is just tired, and once they are done with their back-to-back games, they’d return to form.  And, now that they’re actually behind in the standings, they will start playing with the same fire as they did last year.  But there is a huge difference between last year’s team and this years’ team.  The body language is completely different.  Al looks lost half the time, and it doesn’t look like Stack Jack and Baron have that same energy and hunger.  Last year’s team played its heart out, like every game was its last.  This year’s team is playing not to lose.  They play each game as if, they’re saving their A game for a later time.  Now, should be that time.



However, I can take solace in the fact that the Nuggets are playing just as lethargically.  Last night they lost to the Sonics in double overtime, so they are still tied with the Warriors.  They lost to a Sonics team, who’s second scoring option, at one point, was Damien Wilkins.  Wilkins is not the son of NBA great Dominique, but that of the self proclaimed

“Jordan stopper” Gerald Wilkins.





I still remember MJ shouting at the Cleveland bench “He can’t guard me… he can’t GUARD me!” every time he abused Wilkins.



It doesn’t really seem like either team is playing like they want to be or should be in the Playoffs.  But, hopefully the Warriors can beat the Nuggets this Thursday, and end the season winning one more game than the Nuggets.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

NBA All-Star Game ‘08: Where’s B-Diddy?

In the year after the Golden State Warriors shocked the basketball world and beat the Dallas Mavericks in the first round of the playoffs, one would think that they would finally get their due, especially after winning 32 games in the first half of this year. But no. Not only do they have the third best record in all of basketball since getting Stephen Jackson back in the lineup, but they also have possibly the most exciting team in the league. They definitely have the most exciting back court duo. So when it’s Baron Davis’ turn to be on the All-Star team, he’s passed by. Maybe Baron will use the frustration to help him when the Warriors beat someone in the first round of the playoffs again. You know it’s happening.



Also, no Young Randall, no Eddy Zucko, no HJ, and no Luchadors. They were with me last year, but this year, it’s just little old me.



Predictions:



I think the West will win, Carmelo Anthony will win MVP, and Antawn Jamison will win the Tyrone Hill award for least minutes played in the game. Kobe could possibly win it, but I think he’ll play at least 10 minutes.



I’m not sure that the Western team’s b-boy pose after the introductions can be topped. The smile on Yao’s face was priceless. The NBA, where “what do I do with my arms?” happens.



And before we actually get to the game, we might as well show the best part of last night’s All-Star Saturday Night. Superman was in the house.





  • Every All-Star game I’ve blogged, the West has won. So you can pretty much bet the house tonight on the West.
  • I wonder if Jason Kidd will accidentally pass it to Dirk Nowitski, thinking that he’s supposed to be on the Mavs?
  • The East scores the first six points and all on dunks. Let’s just say defense isn’t on the mind of the Western squad.
  • Kobe only played the first three minutes and I’m not sure if he touched the ball.
  • So far, the story of this game is that the West likes to settle for jumpers and the East likes to dunk. Guess who’s winning?
  • Thanks to Melo and AI, the West is back in this thing.
  • Rip Hamilton is so old school, he caught an alley-oop and instead of dunking it, he laid it in.
  • TO is in the house, but I don’t see any tears. I guess no one made fun of Tony Romo.
  • David West is in this game? Oh yah, he took B-Diddy’s spot.
  • The youngsters Brandon Roy and Chris Paul are working it together. By the way, Roy and West are the two guys in this game I couldn’t pick out in a police lineup.
  • There’s been a Chest Hair Boozer sighting. He just grabbed a rebound.
  • The East just threw three alley-oops on one play. I think it was Joe Johnson to Jason Kidd to Lebron James to Dwight Howard.
  • David Aldridge mentioned earlier that it looks like the Jason Kidd trade is on. All they have to do is convince Keith Van Horn to play again after not playing for over a year as he’s a part of the deal. While they’re at it, why don’t they get Jimmy Jackson and Jamal Mashburn to come out of retirement and trade them as well?


 

Bring This Guy Back So You Can Trade Him

  • Rasheed just nailed a three pointer from the top of the key. No biggie right? But he shot it left handed.
  • At the half, Lebron has the Magic Johnson All-Star game stat line with triple double definitely in sight.
  • Looks like Kobe and his pinkie finger are done for the rest of the game.
  • AI is trying his hardest to keep the West in this, but Lebron and company have other ideas.
  • If Chest Hair Boozer would make his layups, this game might be closer.
  • Has Byron Scott always had the porn stashe going? Dude needs to buy some little scissors to trim that dirty thing.


 

The Dirty Stashe

  • Paul is bringing these guys back. Amare Stoudamire looks like the East Dwight Howard and Dirk is finally playing well. The West just took their first lead.
  • Big Play Ray Allen is killing it and wearing the new Jordan’s at the same time.
  • Brandon Roy is getting some definite crunch time play over AI, Melo, and Stevie Nash.
  • Thanks to a Lebron dunk in traffic and a D-Wade layup where he hit the floor and got the foul (what’s new?), the East is back up by four with 30 seconds to go.
  • Big Play Ray and LBJ put the game away, though the West made it fun in the end. Lebron is the MVP and he just missed a triple double. And my predictions were terrible.