2010 NBA Finals Game 7 - Lakers Vs. Celtics Play By Play

Some people are calling this game 7 one of the most important NBA games in recent memory. And since I've written about every game so far in this series, I figured I might as well do it again. But rather than write an article of reflection and letting what I just saw soak in, I'm going to do a play by play where I will be writing as I watch.

The announcers just said that the team who won the rebounding battle has won each game. Here's another good stat: I'm one for six in picking these games in the finals. And for the record, I think the Lakers pull this one out at home with a big run late in the 4th quarter.

Rasheed Wallace is starting tonight in place of Kendrick Perkins. If you're a Celtics' fan, you just hope he doesn't go 0-7 like in game 6.

First Quarter

11:21 - Rondo has to have a much better game controlling the tempo and he can't give the ball away. Well, just 39 seconds into the game, he turns it over.

10:54 - Derek Fisher hits the first shot of the game and it's a three-pointer, his first of this finals.

10:00 - After a Sheed turn-around bucket, the Lakers' two-some of trees, Pau Gasol and Andrew Bynum bat around a rebound like a game of keep-away volleyball before Gasol finally puts it in.

8:31 - Remember what I said about Rondo controlling the tempo? He just committed a silly back court foul that should've been a non-play for him.

7:24 - And just like that, Rondo redemption. He scores the second of back-to-back layups for him and Boston is up 10-7.

6:54 - Kobe goes one-on-two with a wide open man to his right, only to take a fade away that hits the top of the backboard. He didn't trust his wide open teammate over his 10-degree of difficulty shot.

5:55 - First timeout and the story of the game is that the refs are allowing these guys to play. There have been at least two eyebrow-raising non-calls so far and both to the Lakers' detriment.

5:10 - Big Baby comes in for Rasheed and he isn't slobbering. Yet.

4:42 - Ray Allen knocks down his first three-pointer, making sure he doesn't go 0-8 again.

2:27 - Gasol picks up his second foul on a charge and Bynum has to come back in the game just a minute or so after he was replaced by Lamar Odom. The announcers said before the game that Bynum is only good for about ten minutes per half. Does this mean we may see some DJ Mbenga? We can only hope.

1:20 - Garnett picks up his second foul on an illegal screen that wasn't illegal and he has to go to the bench. Back comes Sheed.

0:00 - Rough first half, but Boston's just shooting better and leads 23-14.

Second Quarter

11:12 - Kobe comes out of the game for the first time. Both Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson are ripping his first quarter, saying it was his worst 12 minutes of basketball in the playoffs. It wasn't that bad guys. He had questionable shot attempts, but he played really well on the defensive end.

(They just showed Ryan Seacrest, George Lopez, Ellen Pompeo, Dustin Hoffman, and Jack Nicholson in a star montage of those in attendance. Who's Ellen Pompeo?)

8:21 - The Lakers tie it up on a Ron Artest steal and lay-up. It's now 23-23. Boston hasn't yet scored in the second half. The tide has definitely turned.

6:15 - In two consecutive sequences, Kobe was doubled and gave it up to Gasol. On the first sequence, Gasol kicked it to Artest for a missed three, and on the second, he missed a short jumper. At some point, Kobe's going to stop giving it to him if he doesn't make those possessions count.

5:15 - The Lakers are only shooting 28%, yet are only down two points. So far, Pierce isn't getting his shot off, and Allen is missing some very open shots. That's why the score is where it's at.

4:14 - Allen is having a stinker of a game. Maybe Denzel Washington should get his gear on to make Ray angry.


(Yet another star celebrity crowd scan shows us Usher, T.O., and Leo Dicaprio. Usher and T.O. were wearing some phat sunglasses. Dicaprio is wearing a UCLA hat. The dude's always wearing local college gear.)

2:08 - Rasheed hit his third old school Sheed turnaround jumper. They're isolating him now on Gasol, which tells you how confident they are in that match-up.

1:22 - Artest and Pierce get tangled up and we get our first small scrum. Double tech time. With Bynum only playing a handful of minutes, they can't afford Artest to pick up another one and get tossed.

0:34 - Brian Scalabrine checks in and for a second, I thought it was Michael Rapaport and this was the Celebrity All-Star game.

0:09 - Kobe missed a terrible three-pointer and was going crazy. He may get a technical tonight if he keeps shooting the way he is. He's 3-14 so far.

0:00 - Kobe and Gasol are shooting a combined 6-27, but the Celtics are only up by six. It's 40-34 at halftime.

(Magic's analysis at the half - Kendrick Perkins being out may be a blessing in disguise for the Celtics because Rasheed can score and the Celtics have to outscore the Lakers. And he also added that water is wet.)

Third Quarter

12:00 - The Lakers have fifteen offensive rebounds compared to just two for the Celtics. If the Lakers can shoot better than 40% in the second half, they should be able to win this game. But the Celtics are playing tough defense and the referees are letting these guys play.

11:20 - Ron Artest came to play today. He leads all scorers with 14 points after being aggressive and taking it to the hole for a score.

9:45 - Rondo hits a runner in the lane to extend the lead to eleven at 47-36. Kobe missed another long three. You know he's not going down quietly. This is going to be an interesting 22 minutes here.

7:37 - Kobe finally hits a jumper to bring the Lakers to within ten. He's 4-17 now.

5:38 - Odom follows an Artest miss to bring the deficit down to six. Garnett is killing Gasol on the other end and I think he's getting into his head.

(Third celebrity go-around; Jeremy Piven, my girl Christina Aguilera, Andy Garcia's mustache, Greg Kinnear, Courtney "Cougar" Cox-Arquette, and Laura Dern. The pool is getting a little shallow here. I'd hate to see what round four brings us. "There's Rita Perlman and Danny DeVito!")

3:48 - Kobe's only 4-19 shooting, but he does have ten boards. He's just not getting that call where he gets the defender in the air and then jumps into him.

2:37 - Gasol gets to the free throw line after what looked to be a clean block on Garnett on the other end. The replay shows that he didn't come near the ball and slapped the heck out of his hand. Derek Fisher just went back to the locker room after slipping on the court.

2:12 - Rondo goes to the free throw line which has been an adventure for him. He goes one-for-two. Celtics still up by six.

1:24 - Big Baby was close to slobbering after getting called for a foul and complaining.

0:00 - The Lakers close strong and are down only four after at the end of the third quarter 57-53. This fourth quarter is going to be rough.

Fourth Quarter

12:00 - Phil Jackson just said that Kobe needs to do more off the ball. I don't think that happens. I think Kobe is going to have a breakout fourth.

11:43 - Gasol finally hits a shot where he's defended well instead of passing it out and is fouled, but missed the free throw. Boston is still up by two.

11:20 - Who would've thought that Ron Artest would be the Lakers' MVP tonight? He just caused another Celtics' turnover.

9:00 - Gasol has 14 rebounds, but he's being badly outplayed by Garnett tonight. He needs a strong nine minutes or will have to deal with that "soft" moniker all off-season.

8:46 - Kobe suckers Ray into fouling him beyond the three-point line and gets three free throws while down four. He hits all three. Nate Robinson comes in to give Rondo what looks to be a quick breather.

7:29 - Artest gets in the key and hits a short jumper while being fouled. His free throw ties the game. By the way, Derek Fisher still isn't back. Jordan Farmar has to play big time fourth quarter minutes if Fish doesn't come back in.

7:13 - Allen misses his first free throw in the finals. He hits the second and the Celtics are up by one. Garnett and Rondo are back in. That wasn't much of a rest for Rondo.

6:49 - Gasol misses another two free throws and is now 2-7 from the line. More importantly for the Lakers though, Fisher is back in the game. You knew he was coming back.

6:12 - Of course, Fisher hits his first shot after coming back in, which is a three. Tie game.

5:21 - Kobe sinks two free throws and then a jumper to give the Lakers a four-point lead. The Celtics might need to stop running plays for "Little Play" Ray Allen. He's missing too many make-able shots down the stretch.

2:20 - Down five, Pierce runs at Gasol and gets called for an idiotic blocking foul while in the penalty. Gasol hits one of two and the Lakers are back up by six.

2:14 - Artest commits just as silly of a foul while defending Pierce who was 30-feet away from the bucket. Pierce hits both and it's back down to four.

1:30 - Gasol gets Wallace back by abusing him on the baseline for a double pump put-in. I think all is forgiven after that shot. Lakers are back up by six.

1:23 - Sheeds says, "No sweat" and hits a desperation three-pointer (and a terrible shot if he misses) to bring the Lakers' lead back down to three. Sheed's played a game seven before.

1:01 - And Ron Ron gives it right back with a three. He's my favorite player today.

0:50 - "Little Play" Ray with a three from the corner, and all of a sudden in the last 90 seconds, both teams can shoot.

0:16 - These guys were just kidding for the first forty six minutes. After Kobe hits two free throws, Rondo hits a three from the corner and the lead is back down to two.

0:11 - Sasha Vujacic, who is in the game simply to knock down foul shots, knocks down two big ones and makes sure the Celtics can't tie it on another Hail Mary. Maria Sharapova must be so proud.

0:00 - The Celtics can't get a good shot off as Rondo shoots a corner three and it's a near air ball. Odom grabs the rebound and throws it the length of the court while Bryant snatches it just before it goes out of bounds and the game is over. The Lakers win 83-79.

Post-game

- Ron Ron thanks everyone in his hood and then thanks his doctor and his psychiatrist and pimps his new single. No, it's not about Michael Jackson. Only Ron Ron.

- Kobe's wife could be a Kardashian. I never saw that until now.

- Dr. Buss had problems clearing his throat. I thought maybe he was crying, but when I asked my Lakers' buddy what his deal was, he simply said, "He's old." Ok, then.

- Kobe says, "Anything is possible!" Ok, he didn't really. He said this championship was the sweetest because it was the hardest one.

- Mark Jackson says that Magic Johnson now has to move over and that Kobe is now the greatest Laker. He must not have watched Kobe shoot the ball tonight.

- Phil Jackson now has 11 rings and has coached the greatest player ever and a guy who is probably in the top 7 or 8 of the greatest players of all time and probably breaks into the top three or four when it's all said and done. Don't tell me that luck isn't a part of being great. Phil is lucky and great all at the same time.

If anyone says this was a great series, I'd disagree with them because the offensive play wasn't as up to snuff as the defensive play was. However, it was one of the more competitive NBA Finals we've seen in some time. Both teams left it all on the court.

Oh, by the way, I want to thank Ron's psychiatrist too.

The Lakers Make A Statement With Their Defense In Game Six

A day off and a trip home can cure all wounds. And there's a reason why home court is so important in the NBA, especially when you've only lost one home game all season long in the playoffs.

Coming home down 3-2 in the 2010 NBA Finals, the Lakers played as if they were the ones in the lead. They were loose, focused, and made an extra effort to clamp down on defense in game six.

Led by Kobe Bryant's 26 points, the Lakers cruised to victory, holding the Celtics to just 67 points and making them look badly in the process. The Celtics four-core of Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Rajon Rondo, and Ray Allen all scored in double figures, but all four together also averaged a minus 20 in the plus/minus stat category.

What was more impressive than his 26 points was Kobe Bryant's 11 rebounds and 4 steals. He also showed tremendous energy which seemed contagious to the rest of the club. Pau Gasol caught it like a cold. After two games in a row of pedestrian big-man performance, Gasol was one assist short of a triple double with 17 points and 13 rebounds to go along with his 9 assists.

Starting center Andrew Bynum only played 16 minutes, and at one point had to go back to the locker room for his knee. But Lamar Odom picked up the slack. Odom's 8 points and 10 rebounds don't look spectacular on paper, but his presence was huge, especially after Celtics' starting center Kendrick Perkins went down with a knee injury.

The Celtics backed off Rajon Rondo all game long and forced him to shoot from the outside to the tune of 5-15. They also forced Kevin Garnett out of the paint as much as possible and he was the guy taking 18-foot jump shots for the Celtics as the shot clock was about to expire on more than one occasion. They ran at Paul Pierce and Ray Allen, forcing them to take tough shots, or put the ball on the floor.

After being the goat of game five for the Lakers, Ron Artest not only played Paul Pierce tough, but he had a rare quality offensive game. He chucked up six three-pointers, making three of them and had 15 points.

Perkins says he'll try to play with ligament sprains in his right knee, but it's unlikely he'll even be as helpful as Andrew Bynum has been, who has been trying to play with knee issues of his own. While Bynum being out has definitely hurt the Lakers, they can switch to a faster line-up by putting Odom in. Perkins being out for the Celtics means that KG has to be the sole defender on Gasol. Also, it means Big Baby and Rasheed Wallace have to play a bigger part offensively and defensively. What did they do together in game six? They shot a combined 0-10.

Advantage, Lakers.

Kobe Comes Up Big In Game Five, But The Celtics Still Win

At the very end of my article after game four, I noted that Kobe Bryant had yet to have a great, dominant game.

I wrote:

To me, the big question is going to be about Kobe Bryant. When are we getting his best game? He's the best player in the series, yet I'm not so sure he's been the story of any game yet. I have a feeling he's going to become the story soon.

Well, he sure was the story of game five.

Bryant had a terrific scoring night and if degree of difficulty was involved, he'd have scored all 10s, even from the Russian judge. He scored 38 points while playing over 43 minutes and had that look in his eyes that you hadn't seen yet in the series.

But it was a one-man show. Only Pau Gasol scored in double figures alongside Bryant and no one other than Bryant had more than two assists. You could say that it was because he was the one taking all the shots, but he didn't really turn it up until the third quarter.

He was much more animated near the end of the game than he'd been in the other two loses and it looked like his disappointment had more to do with his team not being able to stop Boston defensively than anything else.

Yahoo! Sports writer Adrian Wojnarowski started his column on Bryant with this paragraph:

On his way into the losing locker room, the most angry man in the Garden was heard to bellow a spontaneous stream of curses into the ears of his Los Angeles Lakers. As the door slammed behind them, a witness heard Kobe Bryant screaming that he needed some-bleeping-one to make a stand with him.

At the press conference, Kobe was much more calm and matter of fact. But based on his answer about what he'd tell his guys to be ready for game six, he still seethed.

“Just man up and play. What’s the big deal? If I have to say something to them, then we don’t deserve to be champions.”

It was an interesting bit of truth about how he felt about his team facing elimination. He could've given the normal cliched line, but he didn't. But it also wasn't a challenge. It was as if he wanted them to know that he was bringing his A game no matter what, and it was up to them to bring theirs. It wasn't up to him.

It was sort of anti-leader. Rather than say that he was going to carry his troops on his back if need be, he said that he wasn't going to say anything because if he had to, it meant they weren't champions anyway. At least that's how I interpreted it.

On the flipside, you had the Celtics with their fearsome foursome all scoring at least twelve points. After game two, it looked like Rajon Rondo and Ray Allen were the guys carrying the team, but now, after game five, it's back to Paul Piece and Kevin Garnett. Together, they had 45 points and played big in the end.

Can Kobe save the series for the Lakers? I wouldn't bet against him. But it very much seems he's not confident in his guys and after game five, he probably has a good reason not to be.

What game five showed is that Kobe can play at a tremendous level and still lose. If the Celtics get to play five on one in game six, you have to like their chances.

Boston's Game Two Win Tells A Different Story

If you were a very casual basketball fan and didn't follow basketball all that closely, you'd have a few thoughts about Saturday's Boston Celtics victory over the LA Lakers in game two of the 2010 NBA Finals, and you'd be clear that it was how this series has, was, and will play out.

Ray Allen and Rajon Rondo are the big two for the Celtics

When the Celtics beat the Lakers in 2008, they had a big three. And there was an order to the big three. Kevin Garnett was the final piece of the puzzle, Paul Pierce was the longtime Celtic, and Ray Allen was the perimeter player who stretched the defense.

Back then, Rondo was still the young point guard who might've held them back. Today, Rondo runs their team like few point guards do. He's their best all around player and save for a lack of a real confident go-to jump shot, the weaknesses in his game are hard to find. He needs to have a hand in nearly every situation in order for Boston's offense to succeed, whether it's making the right pass, going to the hole, or pulling an offensive rebound. The day he has a bad game is the day Boston gets run off the court.

Ray Allen needs to be on the court or else the game slows down and the Lakers' length becomes too much for Boston. He stretches the defense because he's so hard to close out on when he's open. He has a quick release and is really good at recognizing when the defense is closing tight. Will he hit eight treys again in a game? No, but he remains the second most important offensive player for Boston in this series and his success is key to their success.

Pau Gasol is better than Kevin Garnett

While history will more than likely say otherwise, today, Gasol is head and shoulders above Garnett. He's simply the better player. He's always had the great offensive skills and now, he has a little bit of snarl in him. He won't play as overtly loud and angry as Garnett needs to because that's not him. But he's not backing down at all.

In the first two games, Gasol has averaged 24 points and 11 rebounds a game while Garnett averaged just 11 points and 4 rebounds a game. Celtics fans may argue that the referees haven't allowed Garnett to play his physical style and they might be right. But Garnett needs to adapt his style so that he's on the court more than 24 minutes like he was on game two. Gasol is having his way with him, but Garnett's the only defender in the front court who can match Gasol's length and who is savvy enough to make things harder for him.

Doc Rivers is Phil Jackson's coaching equal

This is never going to be true.

But game two was a good game for Doc. The Lakers were dominating the middle, but Doc allowed Kendrick Perkins and Big Baby to guard Andrew Bynum without much help. Bynum had a terrific game. But partly because of it, the Lakers' guard play wasn't as good as Boston's and that was the difference in the game. Kobe didn't have many open kick-outs and Fisher only shot 2 of 8. Kobe also looked frustrated at the way the refs were calling the game.

There might be a time in the series where Jordan Farmar has to play more in crunch time because he's one of the few guys on the Lakers who can get to the basket who is not Kobe Bryant. Fisher had a bad game, yet Jackson went to him in crunch time like he probably should've, but Farmar might need to play more down the stretch in close games, at least offensively.

And if Ron Artest is terrible offensively, Phil has to take him out on offense in crunch time right?

Jackson has used the postseason to call out players and officials, which is his own way of having fun with the earned perception that he's such a cerebral coach. But now that Boston has tied the series and can win it out on their home court, Phil is going to have to find the solution to his team's ills, rather than Steve Nash's and Kevin Durant's.

While game two didn't really tell the whole story of both teams, it did show that one game can tell a different story. Will the series play out like it did in game two? Probably not. But that different story might be closer to the real story than we thought could possibly be true after game one.

Game three should be the best game yet.

Kobe Goes All Out For Guitar Hero

This my favorite TV commercial going. You have an awkward Alex Rodriguez, a goofy Michael Phelps, and a left out Tony Hawk which leaves Kobe Bryant as the most charismatic person in the spot. Where's Ronny Turiaf? Couldn't he have at least chest bumped Kobe at the end?

Last Night's Run - Opening Day

Because of the great invention that is the DVR, I was able to watch last night's double header on TNT early this morning. I mostly stayed away from any spoilers except for a Facebook message by one of my friends that let me know that the Lakers were busting the Blazers asses.

But there were three specific things stood out to me based on the games from last night.

(I didn't see Chicago vs. Milwaukee at all.)

1. The Lakers are better than I thought.
I know, it's only one game and I'm not about to give them the title now, but they played like a well oiled machine. Defensively they were impressive, though some of that could be attributed to the funk that Portland played in as well. This team is for real.

(Photo by rich115.)

2. Boston is still hungry.
I didn't know how they could be, that is, until they got their rings. They didn't play well in the first half but they played lock down defense in the second half, holding the Cavs to 35 points. With the exception of not having James Posey, they look very similar to last year's team and didn't miss a beat.

(This is an awesome story about KG and last year's playoffs.)

3. The Cavs are going to be good... real good.
They're going to figure out how to use Mo Williams. He's going to learn exactly where to spot up and Lebron is going to get him the ball. Though he didn't shoot well (free throws included), Lebron looks upset, kind of like how Jordan did after Detroit kept beating him up. He has an edge to him. They won't lose that kind of game in April.

2008 NBA Season Preview - Monta's Mopeds

I'm not going to go in depth with a 5000 word NBA preview. I'm haven't done far enough research to do that, don't have the stamina for something like that, and I don't want anyone to fall asleep reading this. Thus, I have put together a list of ten for you.

These ten things are the top ten things that I'm looking forward to this upcoming season.

I'm looking forward to ...

Lebron and Mo Williams becoming the next dynamic duo.
Ok, maybe Mo isn't going to set the world on fire. But he does give Lebron a reliable second option (and one who doesn't run like he's on stilts). This has to be the year that Lebron takes Cleveland back to the NBA Finals because, um, he might not be around next year. And then it will be Mo Williams and everyone's favorite Wally Szcerbiak as Cleveland's dynamic duo.

Dwayne Wade upstaging rookie Michael Beasley.
A healthy Dwayne Wade (did you watch the Olympics?) means more to Miami's upcoming season than a Rookie Of The Year type of year from Michael Beasley. If you get both, Miami can contend for the playoffs. But if I were to bet on one, I'd bet Wade. Beasley is talented, but already has that Donyell Marshall vibe to him. Who me worry?

(By the way, I get to take that back if MB goes for 20 and 10 out of the gate. As for Donyell? He will just go back to hanging out with Tom Gugliotta.)

watching Portland early on.
The Blazers come out of the gate with Greg Oden, Brandon Roy, LaMarcus Aldridge, Rudy Fernandez, Jerryd Bayless, Steve Blake, and Ike Diogu - sorry, I had to get in another ex-Warriors player. To me, they are the single most intriguing team all year long. How's Oden going to do in his rookie year after last year's injury? Is Brandon Roy ready to lead these guys to the playoffs? Is Rudy Fernandez going to continue opening eyeballs (did you watch the Olympics?)? Here's hoping Ike gets some run.

seeing if OJ Mayo can back up the hype.
I think he'll struggle early on, but have a solid second half, and probably the best last month of all the rookies. But what might be the most exciting competition on the Grizzlies is to see who chucks up more shots between Mayo and Rudy Gay.

hoping that Kobe Bryant has a great year.
The odds are against him according to Bill Simmons. But I think Kobe is a different breed. Even after playing all the way into the NBA Finals and the Summer Olympics, I don't think Kobe wants to do anything else other than play more basketball. If he stays healthy, I think the Lakers are back in the finals.

wondering if KG, Paul Pierce, and Ray Allen have it in them to beat a hungry Lebron.
It's going to take a supreme effort to keep Lebron James out of the finals this year. And that's especially if Kobe gets there again. I have to wonder if those guys are as hungry as last year. They had a special season and as hard as it is to win a title, it's even harder to do it again.

Ron Artest's influence over the Houston Rockets.
For some reason, Artest's addition intrigues me. And I'm not sure why. I've never really been an Artest fan. Maybe it's because I have a soft spot in my heart for Yao and Tracy McGrady. Maybe it's because my friend Billy Parker roots for the Rockets. I'm still unsure about it, but I do know that Ron makes Houston the biggest wild card team in the West.

the Baron Davis era in Clipperland.
I'm going to deeply miss Baron Davis in the Bay Area. Eddy Zucko is going to deeply miss Jessica Alba at Warriors games. Even if his wheels fall completely off, it's better than the CJ Watson, Marcus Williams, DeMarcus Nelson three headed monster that the Warriors will throw out there this year. How old is Tim Hardaway? Maybe he can come out of retirement? Sleepy Floyd? I'd even settle for a 250 pound Keith "Mr." Jennings right about now.

the Anthony Randolph era.
Actually, I'm not really looking all that forward to watching him play basketball as much as the fact that I've always been a Bell Biv Devoe fan and Randolph is a dead wringer for Devoe. Really though, are they Warriors going to run Randolph, Brandon Wright, and Andres Biedrins on teams all at the same time? Calista Flockhart would be so proud.

Photo of Anthony Randolph, I Mean Ron Devoe, By cMacDutt

playing pickup ball with Coby Karl after no one signs him.

seeing how creative the mascots get in mocking Monta Ellis.
I predict that every mascot comes riding into the arena on a moped. By the way, I imagine that every Fantasy Basketball league has at least one (and possibly many) Monta's Mopeds, Mississippi Mopeds or Moped Monta team in their league. At least it's better than those Oden's Bad Knee teams that your leagues had last year.

That's all for now. Enjoy your hoops tomorrow. Welcome back NBA.

Team USA vs. Spain

After playing their best ball in their win over Greece two days ago, Team USA turns their attention to Spain, who is also undefeated through their first three games.

1st quarter

• Kobe just ran over Pau on a screen and Dougie Collins said it was good because that’s Kobe telling Laker teammate Pau this is real. It’s damn real.
  
• There’s been a Carmelo sighting. He just hit a three to tie the score at 7.
  
• Dougie Collins just said that in 35 minutes, Jason Kidd has taken zero shots.
  
• If anyone is fired up, it’s Lebron. He might run over and through someone today.
  
• When I grow up, I want my arms and shoulders to be large and cut like Lebron’s.
  
• Um, Lebron just ran over someone. He now has one foul. Kobe already has two.
  
• If they had a gold medal for most tattoos, Team USA would win.
  
• Spain is running a half court trap and poor Chris Paul is going to be banged around a lot. But he’s the perfect guy to break it.
  
• Paul to Wade makes the score 29-16 and Spain has to call a time out. That’s what they get for doing the slanted eyes.

 

2nd Quarter

• The first quarter ended with USA up 31-22.
  
• We have an early Tayshaun Prince sighting. He immediately hits a three and then throws a lob to Lebron for a dunk. And then his next three was blocked. The good and the bad of Tayshaun.
  
• Kobe finally hits a three and Team USA is now up 14. But then he gets his third foul and has to leave the game.
  
• Chris Bosh isn’t only the better player for Team USA, but everything picks up when he’s in the game compared to Dwight Howard.
  
• Team USA is 7-10 from the three point line and is up 16 with four minutes left in the half.
  
• A Carlos Boozer sighting! Unfortunately, he took Tayshaun out of the game.
  
• A Boozer buzzer beater puts Team USA up 61-45 at the half.

3rd Quarter

• At halftime, the song Basketball by Kurtis Blow played throughout the arena. In China!
  
• Carmelo is hot. He just hit his fourth three pointer and USA is up 22.
  
• Kidd finally took a shot and made it. It was a layup off a fast break.
  
• DWade just blocked a layup attempt with his forearm and sent it out of bounds.
  
• That was a pretty boring quarter. Team USA is up 86-63.

(Why is it so hard to find a video of the Dwayne Wade alley oop to Kobe Bryant from Thursday where he threw the pass falling out of bounds and with his back to Kobe?)

4th Quarter

• Craig Sager is talking to Tina Thompson who has some great soup coolers by the way. But I did watch some of the women play yesterday and they are even more vicious than the guys. They play to kill immediately.
  
• Lebron threw an alley oop to DWade, but his pass was late and DWade was already up in the air. He did flush it, but he clipped the rim on his way down and fell. Not the greatest oop, but just shows you how athletic DWade is.
  
• Team USA is now up 29 after a Michael Redd layup.

It was at this point that the kids could take no more. They didn’t want to watch the butt kicking any longer and wanted to play some PS3. With Team USA being up by 33 at this time (with 3:28 left), I obliged.

We need some Hacksaw Jim Duggan right now. USA! USA! USA!

(The final score was 119-82.)

Team USA vs. China

I wasn’t about to wake up at 7:15AM on a Sunday morning, but my DVR did.

1st Quarter

- Kobe is the defensive stopper, and instead of the Mamba, he’s now the Doberman.

- Yao just hip checked Kobe on the screen and knocked down a three.

- Yao was sitting in the key for what seemed like 5 seconds. Lebron runs right over him and scores. Blocking foul. No home town officiating on that one.

- Remember Wang Zhi Zhi? He’s on Team China.

- China can’t really get any shots off, but they’re shooting them anyway. And they’re making them.

- Yao rejects Kobe and on the way back down, Lebron pins someone against the backboard. I still haven’t got Team China’s names right. Well, except Yao.

- First subs for Team USA were Chris Paul, Chris Bosh, DWade. Kobe and Lebron remain from the OG starting lineup which also included Carmelo, Dwight Howard, and JKidd.

- It’s weird because I’m watching the basketball specific HD channel and they don’t go to commercial. They just run replays without any commentary during the timeouts.

- Kobe’s three pointer gives USA a lead of 14-11 with just over 4 minutes left in the first.

- China is 4 for 4 on three pointers.

-  Hometown officiating in full effect. DWade drove to the hoop for a layup right as the shot clock expired. They called traveling. How can one be called for traveling when he’s already in the air?

- In 1992, the margin of victory for Team USA was a staggering 43.8 points per game. In 2004, it was 4.6.

- End of the 1st Quarter - Team USA 20 China 16.

2008 Team USA

ESPN.com announced that the roster for Team USA was released.

Here is the squad.

Carmelo Anthony

Jason Kidd

Carlos Boozer

Chris Paul

Chris Bosh

Tayshaun Prince

Kobe Bryant

Michael Redd

Dwight Howard

Dwyane Wade

LeBron James

Deron Williams

What stands out immediately is that they are carrying 3 point guards on a 12 man team, and also have LeBron, Kobe, and Dwayne Wade, who all take turns at bringing the ball down the court. It looks like they are just going to try to run teams off the court.

They also seem a tad bit small with only Dwight Howard there to swat away shots. You’re going to see a lot of LeBron and Carmelo at power forward and because they are such good athletes, they’ll get away with it. What I worry is that if you play a team with two good post players, Dwight Howard isn’t going to be able to block every shot.

I’m sure I’ll be blogging a few of the Team USA games as well as the upcoming NBA Draft on Thursday.

Lakers vs. Celtics Game 6 - Live Play By Play

The Lakers and Celtics faced off for the NBA title 3 times in the decade of the 80s. In 1984, the Celtics beat the Lakers in 7 games, while in 1985 and 1987, the Lakers prevailed in 6.

More than 20 years later, they are back at it in a close series. And right now, the only thing that favors Boston is that they are playing at home. I think the teams are close to even right now, which seems dumb considering Boston has a one game lead in the series. But let’s remember that the Lakers blew a humongous lead in game 4.

Paul Pierce is playing better than anyone else on the court, and you can’t even say that anyone else is outplaying their expectations. He’s outplaying Kobe and I’m not sure it’s really that close. But everyone else is sleep walking. KG had a terrible game 5. Big Play Ray is on and off, though I think that if you’re Boston, you’re a little more comfortable watching him take a big shot than you are KG. And for the Lakers, other than Derek Fisher and Kobe, who else do you want to see shoot the ball? And wake me up when Sasha Vujacic and Vladimir Radmanovic figure out how to play team defense. They are scary bad.

However, I think we’re going to get a classic tonight. It’s do or die for the Lakers in Boston and they have to play their best game in order to win here. And for the Celtics, do you really want to face Kobe in a game 7, no matter how up and down his game is right now? Didn’t think so. The pressure is on both teams and I think we’ll get a great game tonight. On to the game ...

1st Quarter

- Remember what I said about Kobe? He hits a jumper the start the game with a man right in his face. 2-0 Lakers.

- Garnett treated the ball like a hot potato twice when he had an open jumper and the Celtics had to settle for a three from Rondo. I don’t think that’s the shot they wanted.

- Boston is shooting 2-10, but the game is tied at 10. Even though he’s being aggressive, Rondo is shooting 0-4 and he’s not really close with his shot.

- Kobe just hit his third 3, puffed out his cheeks, grabbed the crotch part of his shorts like he was Michael Jackson, and lifted his shorts to expose his compression shorts. A fist pump would do Kobe.

- Luke Walton is in the game and Bill seemed so proud of him on Sunday. “Every day is Father’s Day.” Nice guy that Bill is.

- KG is starting to catch fire. He’s looking to shoot now. He just hit a turnaround jumper completely in rhythm and has 8 points. Celtics up 20-18 with a few minutes left in the first.

- KG just told a story about how before the game, he eats many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Then Van Gundy said that instead of the Big Ticket, they’re going to call him the Big Loaf. Wouldn’t the Big Peanut have been better, especially if you’ve seen his head?

 

The Big Peanut

- KG and Kobe are playing well offensively, but Pierce only has two points. Gasol and Odom aren’t even really all that noticeable on the court right now. At the end of one, Boston is up 24-20

2nd Quarter

- There’s been a Big Baby sighting. I was wondering what happened to the guy.

- Posey and Kobe are starting to go at it a bit. That’s the match-up to watch. Vujavic hit a jumper by the way. Better shooting than play defense, he always says.

- Referee Joey Crawford just tee’d up Doc for complaining about the way Kobe got through a screen by Eddie House. House ran right into him without stopping. He looked like he was run blocking for Emmitt Smith.

- Ray Allen was poked in the eye in the mid first quarter and had to go back to the locker room. He hasn’t come back out yet. Jesus Shuttlesworth would’ve played without an eye ball if he had to. Especially if it was a game of one on one with his dad.

- Pau Gasol hit a running baby hook to get the Lakers to within three. You don’t know how badly I want to type Paul Gasol every time.

- Big Game James Posey hits a three that you saw developing the entire time. KG and Pierce played catch while the double team came. Pierce swung to Eddie House, who drew a double team, and he dumped it to Posey in the corner. Beautiful basketball. House just hit a three as well. Boston is up 38-29.

 

- Kobe hasn’t done anything since the first quarter and he’s getting frustrated. He tried to go to the hole and went behind his back and Posey poked it away for the steal. Then Posey hit the three on the other end.

- I think Gasol just figured it out. “You mean to tell me that when I’m the tallest guy on the court, I should use my size and length when I post up? Are you sure about that?”

- KG chose the right game to start turning it up offensively. He already has 16 points before the half and Boston is now up by 21 points.

- Pierce has 9 assists by the way. MVP anyone?

3rd Quarter

- Kobe still can’t get untracked. He’s not forcing the action or even a bit upset. I’m a bit worried for him.

- Big Play Ray just hit a three to put the lead at 27 points. Yikes.

- Rondo just got his fifth steal and kicked it out to Allen for 3. These guys are on fire.

- Gasol got the ball deep in the post right under the rim. Did he

A) go right up with it since he was 3 feet away?

B) pump fake and get the foul?

C) dribble and let Kevin Garnett strong man him and tie him up for the jump ball?

If you answered C, you’ve been following this series.

- Boston is now up by 30 and the announcers are talking about Boston being able to celebrate on their own floor. There’s still three minutes left in the third quarter.

- Van Gundy just said that John Havlicek was the definition of regal and then complimented how good he looked. He ended it with a “my goodness!”

- At the end of the third quarter, Boston is up by 29. My goodness!

 

My Goodness!

4th Quarter

- There’s been a Trevor Ariza sighting.

- Ray just hit another three and has 19 three pointers in this series, setting a new record. Go Jesus. Go Jesus.

- He just abused Vujacic again. He went through a screen, Vujacic went down, he was open, and Odom didn’t come out in time to stop him. Another three for Jesus.

- Right as I was going to write something else, Ray hit another three. I give up.

- Up by 36 with over 6 minutes left, I wonder when the Lakers start to get mad and stop leaving guys open for three and start trying to rebound the basketball.

- Odom tries to take KG to the hole, KG holds him and swats the shot away. Odom goes down hard and is upset. KG sticks his tongue out and grins widely. Celtics up by a ton. KG laughing. Odom walks away. Sheesh.

- Exit KG, Pierce, and Jesus. Enter Leon “Jason Richardson/Morris Chestnut” Powe, Eddie House, and Tony Allen.

- Did Sam I Am even get on the court tonight?

- Big Baby took the ball from half court, dribbled down court, split two defenders, and dunked it. The Celtics are up by 43 by the way.

 

-  Don’t worry about Kobe. We can look back at this time and say, remember how MJ lost in the finals and was able to come back. Wait, we can’t say that. Let’s officially stop the MJ/Kobe comparisons. Please.

- KG just screamed “Anything’s possible!” I agree. Especially when Kevin McHale can trade Danny Ainge his best player as a friendly gesture.

- I guess Bill Russell doesn’t need to give KG one of his rings anymore.

- Paul Pierce is the MVP. Boston defeats LA 131-92.

- Before the playoffs started, I said Celtics over the Lakers in 7. Then the finals started and I said Lakers over Celtics in 7. I wish I had my DeLorean and could stick with my first pick. Like Ron Simmons says:

 

Are Lakers Fans Worried?

Even though the Boston Celtics have a two games to zero lead in the NBA Finals, something tells me that even Lakers fans aren’t really worried quite yet. With the schedule the way it is, the Lakers have three straight home games to try to even up the score, and then possibly head back to Boston up 3-2. Even as Boston routed the Lakers in Game Two for 3 1/2 quarters, I don’t feel a sense of urgency. What I sense is that Lakers fans think Kobe Bryant is going to make it all better. Isn’t that what MJ would do?

But in my opinion, they should be worried. Boston has outplayed them since the third quarter of Game 1 on. Paul Pierce is playing like how you’d expect Bryant to play, since Bryant has a few rings to show that he’s been there before. Bryant had a terrible first game and an uneven second one. Late in the second half of Sunday’s game, he finally started to look comfortable on offense, but there wasn’t much pressure to succeed when you’re down by so much. I think we’ll see a much better Kobe tonight though. It’s almost a given that the Lakers will win tonight according to most fans. It’s almost like it’s scripted to be that way. I am very anxiously looking forward to see how Boston comes out. If they come out fast and hard, there could be some unhappiness in So Cal.

Give it up for Leon Powe. Nice to see a Bay Area guy having big games on the biggest stage.

Here’s what some of my fellow basketball bloggers had to say about the happenings in the first two games.

ShavedAsian: The Lakers were well on their way to evening up the Series until about 4 minutes into the game, when they subbed in Luke Walton for the “P.P. Stopper” Trevor Ariza.  Kobe has been too passive early in the games, deferring to teammates and settling for perimeter shots.  That might have worked in the earlier rounds against lesser teams, but this is the Finals.  You’re not going to get the same output from role players like Vujacic (sorry Eddy).  He needs to make a statement early in the games, much like MJ would in the Finals.  From what I saw in the final quarter, it looks like Kobe is just about to turn the corner, and this is going to be an entertaining series.  Lesson Learned:  Never awake a sleeping rapist!

HJ: I am seeing that Gasol should get the no defense player award.  The drive that Powe took to the basket and Gasol just got out of the way?Powe?s not that scary.  Leon Powe dominating is not a good thing for the Lakers. Even though Powe is a good player, he should not be scoring so easily.  He had like 4 easy dunks!  I thought they had a chance to come back, but I had no idea what play the Lakers were trying to run at the end. They used way too much time.  SWEEP IN LA FOR LA!

Eddy Zucko: Never wake a sleeping Slovenian. Vujacic is going to blow up in L.A. Mark my words, J. Vujacic will do his best Leon Powe impersonation. Leon Powe? Really? The guy’s got worse knees than Patrick Ewing. No way he has a game like that again in this series. We all know Cal guys can’t win an NBA championship. L.A. in 6 games.

Update: I nearly forgot. Rivalries never die.

 

Lakers vs. Celtics Preview

I e-mailed some of my fellow basketball bloggers to get their predictions for the NBA Finals, which starts tonight.

If you remember, we did our predictions at the beginning of the playoffs and all did a great job predicting a very predictable finals. Only ShavedAsian didn’t pick a Lakers/Celtics finals. He thought that Richard Hamilton’s Face Mask and the Pistons would get to the finals instead of the Celtics.

There were three of us who picked the Lakers to win it all and two of us who chose the Celtics originally. Young Randall and I thought that at the beginning of the playoffs, the Celtics had the best chance to win it all. I think I’m going to change my vote. I tried getting Young Randall’s prediction earlier today but he’s in a cave somewhere and won’t return e-mails or text messages.

Here are the revised predictions:

 

The Wackness

By Mystery Cow

And so it goes. Soon the bandwagon will fill to the brim. Sir Charles was giving lots of loving last night, reserving his spot. Thank goodness the WCFs are on the We Know Drama channel, because if this was the Sports Leader…well the coverage would be on par with the objectivity, below suckness. It’s actually fitting that the Sports Leader has the JV Conference Finals with their eastern sports teams bias. They can ball wash to their heart’s content.

As for any subconscious secret wishes for the Lakes to blow one at the Alamo to “get it out of their system” loss, there won’t be any this round thank you very much sir. Last time I did that, it evened up the series. Who knew my wanton wants and wishes would be so permissive that they shred through blog fantasy and actually reach reality. No more “what ifs”, they’re just too powerful to commit to word. Call it my anti-jinx. Because we all know that it takes more than brain, brawn, and giving it 110% to win the Chip. It takes a little bit of luck. In some cases, A LOT of friggin’ luck. i.e. The Miami Heat.

Are the Spurs done? Yes. Even if the series comes back to Figueroa Street the Lakes have already proven they can close on the road twice now. Consecutively even at two places where it’s considered very hard to win at. Remember “pundits” fearing how much abuse Mamba was gonna get in Denver? They openly wondered what kind of vile was going to be thrown at 24 after Angelenos were taunting Melo about his DUI, even prompting 24 to say that “yelling never blocked a shot”. Utah? Yeah we lost two, but we won THE one to close it out.

Good luck hearing any mention of this on the Sports Leader. I wonder if they’re gonna keep pushing those KG/Russell interviews and Big 3 This is Sportscenter bumpers after Flip’s Boys come out of the JV?

I’m glad Jordie is feeling better about himself, we haven’t seen him play like that since the season ended. But I feel for him, AI eats babies for breakfast and Deron was raised by DFish on the arts of musclin’ fools. Hard match ups back2back. Now he gets (I won’t make the obvious Mr. Longaria dig) Pepe Le Parker and some other cat who’s name escapes me…I think he used to play for Utah and has an even Frencher sounding name than previously said French guy. And since Manu is hobbled, Finley has older ankles than Ray Ray in Boston, and everyone else is old and slow; this allowed Farmer to cut loose whenever Parker drove to the hole and fell (which by the way he did plenty of last night). Farms was built to play this team. I wouldn’t be surprised he gets his breakout game off these bums.

With the ways things are looking, the Slovenian Machine will be cashing in this summer. Ronny will probably get some of that pie too. They’re just playing o’so good enough and not making too many mistakes that positive pub is starting to spin about them. Just in time for their contract years at that. Funny, last year at this time the Kobe Watch was unfolding…now I’m vexed at how we’re gonna keep everyone together for another run at the Chip.

Fantasy indeed.

Alexander The Great

by Mystery Cow

interestingly enough, there’s a dictionary listing for “brouhaha” but not one for “sasha”. the closest thing is “sashay” which is fitting since Mr. Vujacic seems to “sashay” back up court while fixing his luscious locks. with Denver it was Luke, now it’s Deus Ex Machina hurting them in Mormon-Land.

it’s easy enough to crow about the last two wins, but i sense a disturbance in the force. bad jujus are upon us, something wicked this way cometh. here’s a neat stat: Utah has lost a total of only FOUR times at home. while the Lakes were one of the FOUR, without Le Bestia i might add, the math still looks scary. even scarier in print. ekk. both games were won by double digits, BUT (and it’s a big “but”) those pesky Jazz flat out refused to go away into the cold, dark night. they stayed competitive till the very end with nary a nill of give up. that’s something that mayhaps bite the Lakes in the city near a Salt Lake where a rowdy crowd might just be enough to inch these Jazz over the hump. scary times indeed. you know what else was scary? sports talk radio today was all aflutter with thoughts of parade. IT IS WAY TOO SOON to even think about parades! that last time i was hearing this type of nonsense over the putrid airwaves was back when the Southland was abuzz with notions of a Clips vs. Lakes second round square off. arg! and we of the faithful know how that sordid story unwrapped in front of our very eyes, oh the horror!

tangent quips time, now to wander over to my feelings over Mamba getting his first MVP award. pure ambivalence. sure i would have been mad as hell if he didn’t get it, but now that he did get it…eh. like with everything in Mamba’s journey, it’s just another quirk that’ll be second guessed ad nauseam. Shaq got one too. now if he ever surpasses The Cap or Magic in hardware…now THAT’s something to get excited about.

back to why the Jazz might win some games. have you seen our defense? no really, have you seen it? the loud cries of “we want Tacos” haven’t been heard late in games at Staples since early April. some guy name Millsap was eating us up inside the box. while the Lakes aren’t noted as clog the lane defenders, but Jesus Maria! Millsap?!?!? this concerns me, here’s another thing that’ll only exponentially become a positive factor in formerly said rowdy crowd in the city near the Salt Lake. also, did you see how Deron absolutely had his way with Jordi Farms in the third quarter? he still hasn’t called the morning after to thank him for such a nice evening out. it’s customary for a guy to call up a girl after a great date. yeah, i know it’s a bad joke when you have to explain it. that’s how bad Jordi’s d-fense was. the you have to explain it after bad type. bad times are brewing. of all this, the scariest omen might be the latest weather report. there be snow up on them Utah mountains. do we remember the last time Vlad Rad was in Utah and there was snow up on them Utah mountains?

if Sloan, AK47, Deron, and Mr. Stabs-a-blind-man-in-the-back win one at home it’s not time to panic just yet. i HOPE they win one. while i want them to win game 3 platonically; i kinda hope deep, way back in the rear, next to the shallowest and darkest part of my mind that they get a loss out of the way. preferably game 4 with the series going back to LaLa. why for this wish? so no added pressure to this already combustible group of guys. seriously, i haven’t seen a group of guys complain about being fouled so much ever since a guy named Shaq used to play for us and complained about being hacked on each play. which he did, you know, get hacked.

but this guy, this gritty kid from the streets of Harlem, this guy is MONEY under pressure.